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Oh hey, I hit 1200 comments, so time to steal Cesare's meme:

ASK A QUESTION, it can be anything CFUD related. OOC, IC, relationship/first impressions, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character (relationships and whatnot) or maybe what you have been wondering about this behavior or that, or general thoughts on my characters or canons, Hot or Not, You Should Jump Me, App My Canon, whatever you want to ask for. WHEN I REPLY, I will also ask you a question in turn! If we can think of questions anyway who knows.

I play Juan Borgia, Shuan Hastings, and Zhores Barsoukova.

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what do u think of pigeon Giovanni

Pigeon Giovanni is his favorite aristocrat pigeon from a post-apocalyptic world.

No really, he's fond of him. He understands the pressure of having good ol' dad put a load of shit on you (and then have people get hacked off at you when you think you're doing a service for the family), and it was really the point where he stopped mocking Sakuya and started treating him like... well not a dumb animal.

Juan still does tack on a little "not bad for a bird" mentally whenever he talks about Sakuya, but that's because Juan's a classist, possibly kinda racist, and now apparently speciesist dick. Despite all of that he more or less treats him like a feathery human and he'd probably share things that he wouldn't with others... as long as it doesn't make him look like he's giving the family a bad name.

That's okay Sakuya actually explicitly calls Hiyoko a "credit to her species" in canon so :')

WE CAN BE CLASSIST RACIST SPECIESISTS TOGETHER

Relationships/opinions?

Zhores needs to talk to cindy more, but he likes her so far.

Shaun also needs to talk to Guy more, but he finds him fascinating!

And Juan finds both of them... tolerable. Juan likes Cindy more in general because... well he's a dick and she's pretty. He intends to try and hire Guy though.

Just as long as you don't poison the tea, Russian neighbour.

It's because he's both a British myth and a television character, isn't it, Shaun?

Well, Guy's currently unemployed . . . First!Cesare made the smarter choice to hire Cindy.

I can hire you too!

. . . You'd be better off with the actually competent character who does not get tripped up by her own writers most of the time.

True, but what if I need a backup dude while she's busy? What then?

. . . Once you've mastered time travel, that wouldn't be an issue.

...

Touché.

First impressions? Oh, and maybe a general crazy level for Juan. Just how much trouble has Daniel got himself into? :'D

I'm the least crazy of the three of us in Camp just btw.

ah ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah no, he's right.

This is a good family.

Juan so far thinks that ~~this hunter that he can't remember his name~~ Daniel is just about as timid as if someone stuffed a bunny inside a human costume, but he likes him anyway. He's kind of like that schoolyard bully who drags around that one friend that he's actualy fond of. I guess what I'm saying here is that Daniel might get whacked in the face with the tetherball sometimes, metaphorically speaking.

Crazy level.... oh jesus. Okay so spoiler warning for both seasons.

Firstly he has a massive chip about his status and his family name. Part of it comes from his own complexes, some of it from how he was raised. This means that he's willing and able to do downright horrible things to people who he considers a part of "the mob/the commoners/pesants". While he tends to threaten them mostly, if they get too close/caring to members of the. Family, he's almost hacked off parts of them for being too casual, and downright murdered lucrezia's lover and dressed it up as a suicide (so his soul would be sent to hell].

Also he's vicious with his enemies, and... being fond of torturing them/ones of their family until they break. Both times it's been brought up he clearly knows his stuff. On top of all that is his vengance streak and temper and...

And that's just baseline Juan.

Over the series two Very Bad Things screw over his body and mind, and he starts to go downright batshit insane, then on top of that he's perscribed mercury and opium to deal with it, and so yeah. By the end he's an utter mess who sometimes talks to himself and/or his penis.

Now in camp he's back to baseline because spoilers, but he IS dealing with a lot of issues, and... let's just say you don't want to be around him in a crazy post

Ohhh. Oh my. I don't know how much you know of Daniel's canon, but let's just say this is all very very relevant to my interests. :')

Beautiful people just keep falling into my lap, I see!

Let's just say I laugh at bags of milky ways.

and yes, you're so ~lucky~

And "paint the man"? Juan should definitely learn about that someday. 8D

Well, Juan is a rather brazen bull...

(I think this means I need to upload his horrible war scenes)

(and yes then I did. because this is what you should do with your time: cut together pieces of Juan Borgia being a terrible person. Also warning for spoilers for all.)

Okay so the main torture thing is here, with typical nsfw because semi-strapaddo, um... limb loss, gore, and Caterina Sforza taunting Juan with her genitals.

But earlier before that there was... his ISSUES with a peasant boy

And even in the first episode there were hints of it.

Ha ha brazen bull. Oh you.

And just. Well. Hoo boy. Juan sure is special!

Is Juan interested at all in his own otherself?

Not really, no! Sure he'd deal with it if it came up, but otherwise he wouldn't care

Oooh ooh me me. First impressions please~

For Shaun! He's very fond of her andpossiblythere'salittlebabycrushokay. But mostly she's fun to be around and she's sharp-witted... which is a hawke party member requirement 75% of the time, but still...

For Juan... oh my god so. He's a horrible person okay? But pretty much his thoughts about her aren't fit to print, however it involves a roman feast, the party afterward, [redacted], [redacted], and then possibly breakfast depending on how much of a hangover he has in the morning.

I don't remember if she told him about the pirating, but if she did, slot "ADVENTURE" somewhere in there.

I'm so sorry.

Edited 2012-10-17 14:02 (UTC)

Yussss awesome, we should thread more. 8D

With regards to Shaun, Isabela likes him, though she wishes she could get him to drink or sleep with her more easily. :) But yes, she enjoys his commpany and thinks that he's very fun to tease and get all flustered up.

Juan... okay so pretty much the same exact things he wants to do with/to her, she wants to do to him. (Also yes she would love a man like him under her -- on her ship! Adventuring. Of course. ;D)

Not sure if I should ask anything since I know about all the Borgia feels. But how's life in Shaun World?

SHAUN IS DOING BETTER WITH NATE which was one of his big deals, he's also fussbirding a little about dagger training. He doesn't really... WANT to kill, and this training will put him on the front line for that. He wants to defend but this goes into active assassination territory.

Also he's having leftover boggart feels. A little. In nightmares.

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