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[SO AFTER THAT WICKED PARTY there's one dude who's just taken a very long ride, and now is trying to get pretty damn drunk]

Bud and Lou, my babies. I've been thinking of trying to bring them back with me if I go to Gotham this year.

If you do, I would most like to see how they perform.

Yeah I just bet you would.

...why would you say that? Most would enjoy the spectacle.

You can't deny you get a little more into it than strictly normal.

I do not, I've been to celebrations where all of Rome matched my state.

You'd get arrested in Gotham.

[how are a bird and a hyena even going to snuggle? LET'S FIND OUT]

[ADORABLY and also with a bit of crushed tailfeathers]

I assumed that would never be in doubt.

[gives up premium cuddle position for the sake of not ruffling his feathers]

Well, obviously. At least it's easy to break out again.

Are they taken to bribes?

Absotively.