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[SO AFTER THAT WICKED PARTY there's one dude who's just taken a very long ride, and now is trying to get pretty damn drunk]

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[NO WHAT... wait]

Are you... A hyena?

Yeah.

[!!! TAKING A LOOK AT FROM EVERY ANGLE]

They truly are magnificent.

Uh ... thaaanks?

[Feathers fluffed out! THIS IS SO INTERESTING.

...this is the guy you're in complicated with. Look at your life, look at your choices]

It is a compliment, I have simply never seen one in the flesh before.

They are magnificent, right? I love 'em. This bite can shatter bone!

[BEST]

Truly? Such as that of a bull, or more standard fare like that of small game?

I don't know about bulls, but I know a human femur is nothing.

Edited 2013-11-04 13:14 (UTC)

I wonder how easily they can be found...

Depends how easily you can get to Africa, I guess. Not right at the top, but like the middle part.

... there is no market for dealing in these?

You've gotta know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.

That sort of market then, I should have guessed.

Edited 2013-11-04 13:59 (UTC)

I have two, back home.

...you jest.

Bud and Lou, my babies. I've been thinking of trying to bring them back with me if I go to Gotham this year.

If you do, I would most like to see how they perform.

Yeah I just bet you would.

...why would you say that? Most would enjoy the spectacle.

You can't deny you get a little more into it than strictly normal.

I do not, I've been to celebrations where all of Rome matched my state.

You'd get arrested in Gotham.

[how are a bird and a hyena even going to snuggle? LET'S FIND OUT]

[ADORABLY and also with a bit of crushed tailfeathers]

I assumed that would never be in doubt.

[gives up premium cuddle position for the sake of not ruffling his feathers]

Well, obviously. At least it's easy to break out again.

Are they taken to bribes?

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hench_wench - 2013-11-07 16:51 (UTC) - Expand

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