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[SO AFTER THAT WICKED PARTY there's one dude who's just taken a very long ride, and now is trying to get pretty damn drunk]

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[WELP. Testing that grip on his wrists, then releasing a breath he wasn't even aware he was holding.]

Please, please let me touch, to show my affections.

No. I think you can do better than that.

[Getting down on his knees on the bed]

I would have your permission to caress that form, to know in most intimate detail as much as this place allows, give your body the treatment it most surely deserves.

[Strokes his hair, gently this time]

Permission granted.

[OH HELL YES, going in for a good, long kiss then]

[Okay well this is great and all but I was promised touching?]

[And touching is sure gonna happen.

Like, now.]

[A+ APPROVED GOLD STAR CONTINUE]

[GOING ALL IN ON THIS SHIT, LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE]

[YES YES YES YES YES YESoops no]

Son of a bitch.

[NO WHAT... wait]

Are you... A hyena?

Yeah.

[!!! TAKING A LOOK AT FROM EVERY ANGLE]

They truly are magnificent.

Uh ... thaaanks?

[Feathers fluffed out! THIS IS SO INTERESTING.

...this is the guy you're in complicated with. Look at your life, look at your choices]

It is a compliment, I have simply never seen one in the flesh before.

They are magnificent, right? I love 'em. This bite can shatter bone!

[BEST]

Truly? Such as that of a bull, or more standard fare like that of small game?

I don't know about bulls, but I know a human femur is nothing.

Edited 2013-11-04 13:14 (UTC)

I wonder how easily they can be found...

Depends how easily you can get to Africa, I guess. Not right at the top, but like the middle part.

... there is no market for dealing in these?

You've gotta know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.

That sort of market then, I should have guessed.

Edited 2013-11-04 13:59 (UTC)

I have two, back home.

...you jest.