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[foundjuanting]

[SO AFTER THAT WICKED PARTY there's one dude who's just taken a very long ride, and now is trying to get pretty damn drunk]

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[hench_wench]

[Sloooowly loosens her grip until he can move]

Don't disappoint.

[foundjuanting]

[Kissing is totally out of the question, isn't it?]

I will try not to.

[hench_wench]

[Depends on how attached he is to his face. It would be more biting than kissing at this point.]

[Sits on the edge of the bed. It appears he is allowed to live tonight.]

[foundjuanting]

[Pretty tempting tbh]

A moment, I should bathe.

[hench_wench]

That's more than a moment.

[foundjuanting]

Yes, but it is sorely needed, no doubt I still smell of the ride.

[hench_wench]

If you take too long, I'm gone.

[Has some wine while she waits]

[foundjuanting]

[FASTEST SHOWER KNOWN TO MAN]

[hench_wench]

[GETTING BORED IN FIVE... FOUR .... THREE ... TWO ... ONE]

[foundjuanting]

[okay dashing out HOW GOOD WAS THE TIME?]

[hench_wench]

[Just barely made it. She's got her hand on the doorknob.]

[foundjuanting]

[It's apologizing time, isn't it? damnit.]

Harley, I am sorry.

[hench_wench]

... is that so.

[foundjuanting]

I will not deny that I found it worth a laugh, but I should have aided you.

[NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO PUPPY EYES HERE]

[hench_wench]

[UNIMPRESSED WITH HIS PUPPY EYES]

[foundjuanting]

It was... humor best not indulged in.

[oh god dig up dig up]

[hench_wench]

Ya think?

[foundjuanting]

How would you have me make amends?

[hench_wench]

You're on your own there.

[foundjuanting]

...I have no idea what to say.

[hench_wench]

I'm not your punchline, Juan.

[foundjuanting]

That was not what I was laughing at!

-But I can see how it could be taken in such a way.

[hench_wench]

[Quiet. Go on, explain yourself.]

[foundjuanting]

How often have you laughed at my lack of knowledge about this age? I suspect it is often, as the others do. However I suspect, or perhaps hope, that you laugh more at the idea of it, how something that seems so simple could possibly be taken in such a light. A plant that you often use in your meals is a nightshade to be wary of in my time. My words become a comedy of errors to you as I take what you say and find entirely different- and wrong, meaning to it. There is cruel, mocking humor to it, I know it as such every time, but it was not until now that I remembered another form to it.

To me the nature of your dress is as common to me as your unfamiliar words, it is so commonly known that it is expected for everyone to know it. When something we know as one means suddenly behaves in another, there is a moment of surprise, and in that moment the clash between the two can bring humor.

[hench_wench]

[NOW I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE, BUT I'M STILL MAD, BUT UGH]

[Sigh. SIIIIGGGGHHHH stands up]

... Take off the rest of it.