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[foundjuanting]

[SO AFTER THAT WICKED PARTY there's one dude who's just taken a very long ride, and now is trying to get pretty damn drunk]

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[foundjuanting]

[I can be a good ??? and not laugh until you're gone.

Really.

Really really.]

[hench_wench]

[Now she is actually mad, good job ???.]

[Comes back and grabs a fistful of his hair and twists, hard, so that it hurts.]

Well go on. Laugh.

[foundjuanting]

[Yeah that laugh dies off rather quickly in the throat, thank you very much.]

[hench_wench]

Ohh, what's wrong? Isn't it funny?

[foundjuanting]

...Yes. But perhaps it is the wrong response.

[hench_wench]

[Adding a second hand and using that grip on his hair to force him on his knees]

Perhaps.

[foundjuanting]

[NOT HELPING THIS BUDDING AUTASSASSINOPHILIA, HARLEY]

At this particular juncture.

[hench_wench]

[Yanks his head back and stares him down]

Juan.

[foundjuanting]

Yes?

[Not saying anything else, because clearly words are NOT helping right now]

[hench_wench]

If I let you go, will you be a good boy?

[foundjuanting]

[A hard swallow here. Just, trying to only look at the face, this is a thing he can do.]

I believe that's possible.

[hench_wench]

[Sloooowly loosens her grip until he can move]

Don't disappoint.

[foundjuanting]

[Kissing is totally out of the question, isn't it?]

I will try not to.

[hench_wench]

[Depends on how attached he is to his face. It would be more biting than kissing at this point.]

[Sits on the edge of the bed. It appears he is allowed to live tonight.]

[foundjuanting]

[Pretty tempting tbh]

A moment, I should bathe.

[hench_wench]

That's more than a moment.

[foundjuanting]

Yes, but it is sorely needed, no doubt I still smell of the ride.

[hench_wench]

If you take too long, I'm gone.

[Has some wine while she waits]

[foundjuanting]

[FASTEST SHOWER KNOWN TO MAN]

[hench_wench]

[GETTING BORED IN FIVE... FOUR .... THREE ... TWO ... ONE]

[foundjuanting]

[okay dashing out HOW GOOD WAS THE TIME?]

[hench_wench]

[Just barely made it. She's got her hand on the doorknob.]

[foundjuanting]

[It's apologizing time, isn't it? damnit.]

Harley, I am sorry.

[hench_wench]

... is that so.

[foundjuanting]

I will not deny that I found it worth a laugh, but I should have aided you.

[NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO PUPPY EYES HERE]