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[foundjuanting]

[SO AFTER THAT WICKED PARTY there's one dude who's just taken a very long ride, and now is trying to get pretty damn drunk]

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[hench_wench]

And if I did?

[foundjuanting]

I don't know how to answer that. I would not give the honest answer, and then have you run because of it. I'm also unsure of the question at all. I want you to be yourself, why are you asking me of which way I'd have you act?

[hench_wench]

I have a temper. I get jealous. I'm not high class. Do you still want me?

[foundjuanting]

Save for one of those traits, I have never had issue with that before.

[hench_wench]

Also, I'm completely crazy. Like, actually insane. That's not a surprise for you, right?

[foundjuanting]

I have known people far, far worse.

[hench_wench]

[kisses him]

If you want me to be just yours, I can... Well, I don't have a great track record lately, but I can try.

[foundjuanting]

But I do not want that. I will not have you changing yourself because of my wishes.

[hench_wench]

[But?? That's not what dating is??? Very confused and a little bit hurt????]

Maybe it's my wishes.

[foundjuanting]

[Then at least two people are riding the confusion train.]

If it is, I would gladly accept it.

[hench_wench]

Nobody's ever not wanted me to change before. I hardly know what to do with you, Juan Borgia.

[foundjuanting]

Do you truly think that it is only on your side? All I have known wished me to become something else, and fit their roles all the better.

[hench_wench]

I like you the way you are.

[foundjuanting]

There, now you know the nature of it for me.

[hench_wench]

[Can we stop talking and make out now?]

[foundjuanting]

[Okay. yes, good.]

[hench_wench]

Juan... I have no idea how to get out of this dress.

[foundjuanting]

Oh, let me. First you must untie the sleeves and then...

[yeah dresses take forever to get off]

[hench_wench]

[THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND SLOW AND NOT SEXY]

Who has time for this?

[foundjuanting]

Were you not the one speaking of patience earlier?

[hench_wench]

I will put this sleeve back on and go home, mister, just see if I won't.

[foundjuanting]

[sitting back and smiling, willll youuuuu?]

[hench_wench]

[BITCH I SAID I WOULD AND I WILL]

I'll figure it out on my own.

[foundjuanting]

[no no, it's cool, I can wait and have a cup of wine]

I do not doubt that.

[hench_wench]

[LEAVING!!!!]

[Wait coming back]

[And knocking on Shaun's door]